Battle of the Billboards:
First off, here's my new blog: www.learn.maine.edu/rockland/ZachsBlog.p
And here's what's been irking me this week; crappy music. Here's some video Current TV mocked:
www.youtube.com/watch
There are many problems with this "song", the least of which is that it isn't a song at all. It's three guys in a car, saying the same fucking thing for FOUR MINUTES. This nonsense should make any hip-hop fan weep in agony.
Here's another song. It's also done by a popular artist. It is also repetitious and not that complicated in terms of arraigment. But here's the difference--it actually means something. The artist is communicating something important to them. Everything else is highly-produced waste, the musical equivalent of fast food.
www.youtube.com/watch
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Obviously, this is a big deal. A few years ago, there was a measure put to voters on whether or not gays could be discriminated against in the workplace. In that time, we've gone from openly speculating on whether it's okay to not hire someone based on their sexual orientation, to being one step away from allowing same sex couples to express their love in a manner than us straights have had for eons.
Of course, it's not perfect. Most articles refer to this as a "same-sex" marriage bill, whereas (as I understand it) the legislation only allows for same sex unions. But no matter. History is being made this week.
What we all have is love.
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cheerful
www.examiner.com/x-4210-San-Diego-Vegeta
is fantastic, for meat eaters and vegetarians alike.
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apathetic
powells.com/biblio/62-9781555975227-0
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restless
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Madly, by Neal Bailey: To be honest, I was a little hesitant about reading this-- even though I've guffawed my way through many of Bailey's Smallville smackdowns, there's a world of difference between online reviews and great novels. But that's what this is. Jacob Madly (who describes himself more than once as the story's hero) is basically Holden Caulfield with a flamethrower, setting fire to his hometown, his friends, activists he disagrees with, and sometimes his own future. Even if you groan at Madly's crazed, punk rock sensibilities and self-righteousness, you can't stop reading. You have to know how he's going to make it to the next chapter without getting himself killed.
Also, from a dorky, writerly perspective, there's a bit of meta fiction that I really dug. See, many authors love to have their characters themselves become writers, and then describe this character's fiction at great length. Madly is a writer; a poet, specifically (a non-rhyming one, he violently insists). And Madly does describe his work and his struggle to finish it, but this has a point in the narrative. There's a part of Madly's journey from
This isn't to say that Madly is a intellectual affair; this book has two of the craziest sex (or, to steal from Wil Wheaton, “sex adjacent”) scenes I've ever read in a book, and even though they're cartoonish, it's obvious that Madly attracts the most unhinged whackjobs in a ten-mile radius. I don't think this book is currently available, but I hope it is soon. Besides a lack of explanation for one character we meet near the end (really, one sentence could've grounded this person's place in Madly's life) this one's ready for print. And now that Bailey's getting all famous and shit with his "Female Force" line of comics, I wish him more success in the future.
Joker, by Brian Azzarello and Lee Bermejo: After reading this, I think I'm officially "over" continuity in mainstream comic books. In the past, creators like Grant Morrison and Azzarello have been criticized for (among other things) writing stories that blatantly contradict the universe they're writing in. Though I can't vouch for Morrison's work, I can say that, if ignoring DCU continuity gives us books like this, I wouldn’t miss the loss of company crossovers. In this very slim title, Azzarello gives us the kind of ugly, vile, ground-level view of
Also, Bermjo's pencils made the story whole, as he communicates the city (and the Joker's) depravity like few others. The most stunning pages of Joker are ones that
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Let me know what you think...
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awake
I'm putting to paper (Internet paper, that is, paper as a petroleum byproduct) to organize my thoughts on the books I've read over vacation:
* The Cradle, by Patrick Somerville-- A brief journey into the American family today, which is pretty bleak. It has a great hook (a MacGuffin, in
*The Throat, by Peter Straub-- This one was anything but brief; like many of Straub’s novels, this one ran on for more than six hundred pages. The upside to the long read was the massive cast of characters, an interesting setting (in this case, a somewhat grittier version of
*Watchmen, by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons-- What is there to say about this graphic novel that hasn’t been shouted, screamed, ranted about and debated over by legions of comic book aficionados over the past twenty-five years or so? It’s probably the most epic thing the medium has produced-- a piercing examination of the underbelly of Golden and Silver Age heroics, a screed against Cold War’s “us or them” mentality, as examination of decaying urban life, with a psychics lesson thrown in for good measure. Watchmen is the base for just about every grand-scale comic story since, from Kingdom Come to Identity Crisis (Frank Miller even said that he altered the tone of The Dark Knight Returns’ second half after reading the first issues of Watchmen) and it’s easy to see why-- every character has just enough panels devoted to them, the plot and world continuity in dense and intriguing, and--best of all-- everyone talks like real people, and not ridiculous he-man. However, I did think the ending was a bit too convoluted for its own good, and somewhat contradicts one of the main tenants of its own world. That said, it’s a read for anyone who likes probing literature, stunning art, big mutant cats, or massive blue genitalia.
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contemplative
Here's why I bring this all up-- I just did something awesome, something I've wanted to do for at least a year. I've commissioned Freddie Williams (who's one of my favorite new artists at DC) to draw a pencil sketch of Rorschach for her. It will be either a Badass March Gift, a Badass April Gift, a Badass Birthday (May 13th) gift, or Just Plain Badass (Arrival TBA.) At any rate, I know she'll love it. But it's a surprise. She's doesn't like them, and I can't keep such a secret for long. So she'll probably hear about all this tomorrow.
I'm nutty.
- Location:Singing Them Home
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bored - Music:The Furnace
I did finally stumble upon it tonight, after reading this: www.newyorker.com/reporting/2009/03/09/0
Then I read "Lobster", but even before I started to read, I realized that he was writing about the Maine Lobster Festival, the (only) claim to fame of my town.
It's like discovering an (already widely known) artist from New York or California, who died recently. Looking at this artist's body of work, you spot, among paintings of cornstalks and busy streets in busy cities far away, you see a lush rendition of the playground you can see from your window. It's intimate, this feeling; in a weird way, I feel as if I've just found David Foster Wallce, but he found a part of my life much earlier.
- Location:near snow
- Music:Foghorn
First, some bloggish details out the way-- I quit my job bagging groceries, and was accepted into UMA's Honors Program. This week, I received a gold pin the mail (which I've affixed to the front of my backpack! Like a complete dweeb!) To fill in some of void left by days not spent sorting beer bottles and hauling bags of soda cans around a supermarket, I've signed up to be a Lab Assistant at the college. I'm there three times a week, and love it. It's not taxing in the least, and I've completed work during the downtime (both school and fiction wise.)
In writerly news: I'm sure I'm jinxing this by telling so many people, but (as said in my last post) I'm soon to make my online debut, on the fantastic the2ndhand.com Many of the contributors have written and published novels. Also, it's FREE.
Also, I saw a copy of the Harbor Journal anthology at the Reading Corner today, the first time I've ever seen a book I've been a part of on an actual shelf, for sale (and it was ABOVE the store's Richard Russo collection, huzzah!).
Hopefully, the rest of the year contains boatloads of awesome.
- Location:The usual
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exhausted - Music:None yet
*"To Shamrock"-- A short story I wrote about a year ago is in Harbor Journal, Vol. 2. In the next couple of months, this book should pop up in small bookstores around Maine.
* "Blue Carts"-- A story I wrote for English 102, of all things, has been accepted by the2ndhand.com and will (hopefully!) appear next month. I still don't know how I ended up there, since the2ndhand is one of those hip, hyper-creative urban venues and I've always seen myself as a small-town bundle of frump ;)
* "Bring Down Boot, Bring Out Shovel"-- A short poem that'll appear in the winter issue of "Off the Coast", a small Maine poetry publication. This one's even wierder than the "Blue Carts" success, since I hardly ever write poetry.
After only one publishing credit in my LIFE, all this happens about two weeks. When it rains, it pours. ;)
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content
I can't fucking wait for this. "God is Dead" was on the better new releases I read last year.
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pensive
Can anyone spot what's wrong with that title? Jesus.
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calm
news.yahoo.com/s/politico/20081005/pl_po
To quote Mooseburger: "Thanks, but no thanks." Listen kids, never listen to that disheveled chubby criminal. Or get into his van."
- Location:home
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