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  • Jul. 12th, 2009 at 9:47 PM


Battle of the Billboards:


Repetition

  • Jul. 9th, 2009 at 3:35 PM


First off, here's my new blog: www.learn.maine.edu/rockland/ZachsBlog.php

And here's what's been irking me this week; crappy music. Here's some video Current TV mocked:

www.youtube.com/watch

There are many problems with this "song", the least of which is that it isn't a song at all. It's three guys in a car, saying the same fucking thing for FOUR MINUTES. This nonsense should make any hip-hop fan weep in agony.

Here's another song. It's also done by a popular artist. It is also repetitious and not that complicated in terms of arraigment. But here's the difference--it actually means something. The artist is communicating something important to them. Everything else is highly-produced waste, the musical equivalent of fast food.

www.youtube.com/watch

What We All Have

  • May. 6th, 2009 at 10:42 AM

To be honest, with Finals and other nonsense taking up most of my time as of late, I haven't been following this as closely as I could. But I'm proud to say that, sometime soon, my state will finally allow civil unions:

knox.villagesoup.com/Government/story.cfm

Obviously, this is a big deal. A few years ago, there was a measure put to voters on whether or not gays could be discriminated against in the workplace. In that time, we've gone from openly speculating on whether it's okay to not hire someone based on their sexual orientation, to being one step away from allowing same sex couples to express their love in a manner than us straights have had for eons.
Of course, it's not perfect. Most articles refer to this as a "same-sex" marriage bill, whereas (as I understand it) the legislation only allows for same sex unions. But no matter. History is being made this week.

What we all have is love.

Since LJ eats my posts

  • Apr. 13th, 2009 at 10:10 PM

Here's what I was trying to say, in a nutshell. This

www.examiner.com/x-4210-San-Diego-Vegetarian-Examiner~y2009m3d31-Morningstar-Farms-hickory-bbq-riblets

is fantastic, for meat eaters and vegetarians alike.

Castle

  • Apr. 12th, 2009 at 1:29 AM

Give Castle, by J, Robert Lennon, a look-see. If you're like me, you won't know how you feel about this novel until the last seventy pages or so (especially the last couple of chapters), which both answer most of the questions you have about the evasive narrator, and provides some of the most unsettling fiction I've read about what our country is doing so very wrong. I'd hate to give anything away, but this book is highly recommended-- its the third Lennon book I've read, and the guy doesn't disappoint.

powells.com/biblio/62-9781555975227-0



Vacation Reviews, Part 2

  • Mar. 31st, 2009 at 12:34 AM



* Sag Harbor, by Colson Whitehead: Maybe I bought into the hype. Maybe it's because I received an ARC, and not the hardcover I was expecting. At any rate, Sag wasn't as enthralling as I had hoped. Don't get me wrong-- Whitehead is a fine writer, and a few sections of his latest novel really shine (including a wince-inducing incident involving a BB gun) but overall the whole thing seemed to lack focus. And there's an issue with Sag Harbor that should not surprise anyone who's read Whitehead; he seems hesitant to get into the nitty-gritty. He polishes each wonderful sentence to a shine, and has some great quips (there's an  "equation" he puts forth concerning his hair's "fuckedupedness" that left me chuckling) but he never really digs into the life of our narrator, Benji. We see glimpses of an uneasy home life that're never followed through. And I felt like, at the end, I didn't know Benji that well; despite seeing Sag Harbor through his eyes for almost 300 pages, all I really came away with was that he disliked sweets and was perpetually awkward. Sadly, I'd say that this one's a library rental. However, I point anyone interested in this writer toward  "Apes Hides The Hurt", where his standoffish prose and general coolness are put to much better use.

Madly, by Neal Bailey: To be honest, I was a little hesitant about reading this-- even though I've guffawed my way through many of Bailey's Smallville smackdowns, there's a world of difference between online reviews and great novels. But that's what this is. Jacob Madly (who describes himself more than once as the story's hero) is basically  Holden Caulfield with a flamethrower, setting fire to his hometown, his friends, activists he disagrees with, and sometimes his own future. Even if you groan at Madly's crazed, punk rock sensibilities and self-righteousness, you can't stop reading. You have to know how he's going to make it to the next chapter without getting himself killed.

Also, from a dorky, writerly perspective, there's a bit of meta fiction that I really dug. See, many authors love to have their characters themselves become writers, and then describe this character's fiction at great length. Madly is a writer; a poet, specifically (a non-rhyming one, he violently insists). And Madly does describe his work and his struggle to finish it, but this has a point in the narrative. There's a part of Madly's journey from
California to Washington that he's reluctant to tell us. Later on, we learn what he did via a book excerpt. He advanced the "Madly writing his first book" storyline while closing a hanging narrative thread.

This isn't to say that Madly is a intellectual affair; this book has two of the craziest sex (or, to steal from Wil Wheaton, “sex adjacent”) scenes I've ever read in a book, and even though they're cartoonish, it's obvious that Madly attracts the most unhinged whackjobs in a ten-mile radius. I don't think this book is currently available, but I hope it is soon. Besides a lack of explanation for one character we meet near the end (really, one sentence could've grounded this person's place in Madly's life) this one's ready for print. And now that Bailey's getting all famous and shit with his "Female Force" line of comics, I wish him more success in the future.

Joker, by Brian Azzarello and Lee Bermejo:
After reading this, I think I'm officially "over" continuity in mainstream comic books. In the past, creators like Grant Morrison and Azzarello have been criticized for (among other things) writing stories that blatantly contradict the universe they're writing in. Though I can't vouch for Morrison's work, I can say that, if ignoring DCU continuity gives us books like this, I wouldn’t miss the loss of company crossovers. In this very slim title, Azzarello gives us the kind of ugly, vile, ground-level view of
Gotham I've been missing since "Gotham Central." The plot focuses on Johnny Frost, an ex-con who becomes Joker's henchmen. We see the Joker through his eyes, and the book answers the question; what's it like to work for the most insane man in Gotham? The answers aren't pretty. The book gives us a very "Dark Knight" styled Joker; a swaggering, self-mutilated monster and calculating criminal who spends his nights doing all the terrible, illicit things the regular DCU Joker supposedly does off-panel. Azzarello also offers up some clever re-interpretations of classic Batman rogues like Killer Croc, Harley Quinn and (I think) The Penguin, who are somehow believable in this real-world setting.

Also, Bermjo's pencils made the story whole, as he communicates the city (and the Joker's) depravity like few others. The most stunning pages of Joker are ones that
Bermejo inked himself; they are as captivating as any piece of art hanging in a metropolitan gallery. I can't wait to see more from these two.



BLUE CARTS

  • Mar. 30th, 2009 at 11:36 PM

My short story, "Blue Carts", can be read for the price of nuttin' on this site:  the2ndhand.com/web69/bluecarts.html

Let me know what you think...

Vacation Reviews, Part 1

  • Mar. 29th, 2009 at 5:10 PM

I'm putting to paper (Internet paper, that is, paper as a petroleum byproduct) to organize my thoughts on the books I've read over vacation:

* The Cradle, by Patrick Somerville-- A brief journey into the American family today, which is pretty bleak. It has a great hook (a MacGuffin, in Somerville's own words); a newlywed wife begs her husband to find the cradle she was raised in. This sends him on the classic quest, and along the way he meets one of the first Internet nerds, philosophical white trash, and a secret his wife's family had hidden for decades. Also, interwoven with this narrative is the story of a middle-aged writer whose connection to the other story is (at first) unclear. What I enjoyed is that the narrative is so straightforward, the voice so clear-- without realizing it, I often mumbled the character's dialogue with my version of a dignified Southern accent. A very strong read.

 

*The Throat, by Peter Straub-- This one was anything but brief; like many of Straub’s novels, this one ran on for more than six hundred pages. The upside to the long read was the massive cast of characters, an interesting setting (in this case, a somewhat grittier version of Milwaukee, complete with aging jazz musicians) and a complex mystery that most of the characters can’t seem to get their arms around. Perhaps the best part is in the first seventy or so pages, where our protagonist, Tim Underhill, describes two very different encounters he had with the same man-- the first in the basement of his Christian high school, the second outside a military base in Vietnam. As I said over on the Ward Six blog, at first I thought there were one too many red herrings leading up to the final “whodunit” revelation. But mulling this over, I decided the true end of the book was Underhill solving, almost by accident, his own mystery, the source of his own darkness. I’ve read four Straub titles, and this by far is my favorite.

 

*Watchmen, by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons-- What is there to say about this graphic novel that hasn’t been shouted, screamed, ranted about and debated over by legions of comic book aficionados over the past twenty-five years or so? It’s probably the most epic thing the medium has produced-- a piercing examination of the underbelly of Golden and Silver Age heroics, a screed against Cold War’s “us or them” mentality, as examination of decaying urban life, with a psychics lesson thrown in for good measure. Watchmen is the base for just about every grand-scale comic story since, from Kingdom Come to Identity Crisis (Frank Miller even said that he altered the tone of The Dark Knight Returns’ second half after reading the first issues of Watchmen) and it’s easy to see why-- every character has just enough panels devoted to them, the plot and world continuity in dense and intriguing, and--best of all-- everyone talks like real people, and not ridiculous he-man. However, I did think the ending was a bit too convoluted for its own good, and somewhat contradicts one of the main tenants of its own world. That said, it’s a read for anyone who likes probing literature, stunning art, big mutant cats, or massive blue genitalia.

Hurm.

  • Mar. 18th, 2009 at 2:49 AM

My girlfriend drives me [info]add_scarfninja nuts-- she hates surprises. I love them. We do not see eye-to-eye on this matter. For instance, I own the TWIN PEAKS set (purchased with mad supermarket moolah). We watched the first season, then just kind of...tapered off. Couldn't get her interested in the show. So I watched the entire second season on my own-- and gritted my teeth through every aimless subplot (UFOs?), every pointless, uninteresting character (that wealthy, sex-crazed husband-hater from out of town?) But after I watched the finale, that 47-minute acid trip, I knew Michelle needed to see it. But what to do? I couldn't convince her to watch 20 boring episodes. So she makes me drop the secret-- I had to tell her that Leland killed Laura Palmer. Why would anyone want to be told this? But that's how she is. I bet she even reads the last page of a book in the middle of the story *shudders*

Here's why I bring this all up-- I just did something awesome, something I've wanted to do for at least a year. I've commissioned Freddie Williams (who's one of my favorite new artists at DC) to draw a pencil sketch of Rorschach for her. It will be either a Badass March Gift, a Badass April Gift, a Badass Birthday (May 13th) gift, or Just Plain Badass (Arrival TBA.) At any rate, I know she'll love it. But it's a surprise. She's doesn't like them, and I can't keep such a secret for long. So she'll probably hear about all this tomorrow.

I'm nutty.


Consider David Foster Wallace

  • Mar. 2nd, 2009 at 4:33 AM

I've heard about David Foster Wallace, read excerpts from his articles, contemplated purchasing "Infinite Jest". I'm interested in checking out "The Pale King" when the unfinished book hits bookstores next year. But in all this time, I never put much thought into one of his most renowned essays, "Consider the Lobster."

I did finally stumble upon it tonight, after reading this: www.newyorker.com/reporting/2009/03/09/090309fa_fact_max, a long, thorough essay examining Wallace's life: his struggles with mental illness, his obsession with philosophy and writing, his struggles to create the ideal novel. I was captivated-- the article put a face, an identity, to an author and a body of work that have always intimidated me.

Then I read "Lobster", but even before I started to read, I realized that he was writing about the Maine Lobster Festival, the (only) claim to fame of my town.

It's like discovering an (already widely known) artist from New York or California, who died recently. Looking at this artist's body of work, you spot, among paintings of cornstalks and busy streets in busy cities far away, you see a lush rendition of the playground you can see from your window. It's intimate, this feeling; in a weird way, I feel as if I've just found David Foster Wallce, but he found a part of my life much earlier.




First Time for Everything

  • Feb. 16th, 2009 at 1:24 AM


First, some bloggish details out the way-- I quit my job bagging groceries, and was accepted into UMA's Honors Program. This week, I received a gold pin the mail (which I've affixed to the front of my backpack! Like a complete dweeb!) To fill in some of void left by days not spent sorting beer bottles and hauling bags of soda cans around a supermarket, I've signed up to be a Lab Assistant at the college. I'm there three times a week, and love it. It's not taxing in the least, and I've completed work during the downtime (both school and fiction wise.)

In writerly news: I'm sure I'm jinxing this by telling so many people, but (as said in my last post) I'm soon to make my online debut, on the fantastic the2ndhand.com Many of the contributors have written and published novels. Also, it's FREE.

Also, I saw a copy of the Harbor Journal anthology at the Reading Corner today, the first time I've ever seen a book I've been a part of on an actual shelf, for sale (and it was ABOVE the store's Richard Russo collection, huzzah!).

Hopefully, the rest of the year contains boatloads of awesome.

Published, Published, Published

  • Jan. 15th, 2009 at 1:39 AM


So far I've been published recently, or will soon be published, in these anthologies/online venues:

*"To Shamrock"-- A short story I wrote about a year ago is in Harbor Journal, Vol. 2. In the next couple of months, this book should pop up in small bookstores around Maine.

* "Blue Carts"-- A story I wrote for English 102, of all things, has been accepted by the2ndhand.com and will (hopefully!) appear next month. I still don't know how I ended up there, since the2ndhand is one of those hip, hyper-creative urban venues and I've always seen myself as a small-town bundle of frump ;)

* "Bring Down Boot, Bring Out Shovel"-- A short poem that'll appear in the winter issue of "Off the Coast", a small Maine poetry publication. This one's even wierder than the "Blue Carts" success, since I hardly ever write poetry.

After only one publishing credit in my LIFE, all this happens about two weeks. When it rains, it pours. ;)

Oh Hell Yes

  • Nov. 16th, 2008 at 6:04 PM

www.amazon.com/Everything-Matters-Jr-Ron-Currie/dp/0670020923/ref=sr_1_2

I can't fucking wait for this. "God is Dead" was on the better new releases I read last year.

EPIC (Assassination Attempt) FAIL!

  • Oct. 22nd, 2008 at 1:20 AM

My high school compadre Ben Dennison has written a giggle-worthy piece about the zaniest failed presidential assassination attempts in history. It's worth a look: www.cracked.com/article_16705_6-most-utterly-insane-attempts-kill-us-president.html

Spooking the Right

  • Oct. 5th, 2008 at 6:36 PM

MC Rove tries to excite the meandering McCain '08 herd:

news.yahoo.com/s/politico/20081005/pl_politico/14294

To quote Mooseburger: "Thanks, but no thanks." Listen kids, never listen to that disheveled chubby criminal. Or get into his van."

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